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███████ , devourer of souls ([personal profile] death_gone_mad) wrote2011-12-07 09:41 am
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Variation on the Jaffa joke

Deadly serious, she begins relating a tale.
"A Bandos Guard, an Armadyl Guard, and an Icthlarin Guard meet on a neutral plain.
It is a tense moment.
The Bandos Guard's eyes glow. The Armadyl Guard's beak glistens. The Icthlarin Guard's nose…"

[most dramatic pause ever]

"… drips."

It is then that she starts cackling. It is a scary thing.