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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In October I gave fowl_beast a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole myriadbeautiful's purse (30 points). Last week I gave fowl_beast a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been nice (1774 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3! Sincerely, never_b_free

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Nonsense, I don't need special equipment to slay ponies. I am the first motherfucking slayer, and the greatest at that.