- Sun, 23:55: Say hello to your new master. Annoying her is highly advisable. http://t.co/nHKGYGli
- Mon, 17:19: The new slayer master thinks that her monsters are so awesome that her whole dungeon deserves a skip this task pass. Whatever. #SkipsR4wimps
- Fri, 21:30: HAHA, Armadyl got hacked. About time. Finally, the Lord of "Justice" gets a taste of his own medicine.
- Wed, 05:04: This works a bit better, I suppose.
- Wed, 06:25: Argh! Is this how you reward me for my paranoia? ARGH I HATE YOU!
- Sun, 02:12: There is no genius, only experience. There is no evil, only long life. There is no good, only self-interest and deception. #BeAware
- Sun, 07:05: I do not follow @Fandude41. Stop lying to me, little bird.
- Tue, 03:37: Some count chickens before they hatch. I only count chickens after they die. #WhatReallyCounts
- Вс, 20:40: Gah! Why did I watch this? http://t.co/AZgzp16i #hatecats #catsareevil
- Пн, 06:57: RT @Cborn32: I hate cats #killthemall
- Пт, 00:42: RT @Parki22: Weird\freaky dream lastnight..blackcat attackin me and clawin me and woke up an I was clawin myself #hatecats #notetoself:f ...
- Пт, 00:42: RT @Pelequo: A group of cats is called a clouder or a glaring....another reason I #hatecats
- Пт, 01:01: Correction: Clowder of cats. Also, clutter, pounce, dout, nuisance. #hatecats
- Ср, 03:42: Confirmed: Every time my dear departed pets are revived in Dominion Tower, it messes with Apmeken's stupid face DESTRUCTION:1 FRIENDSHIP:0
- Ср, 18:43: RT @YourAuntDiane: I just found the bones of an old lover in my backyard coitus hut. I must've accidentally locked him in there thirty y ...
- Вт, 02:22: Ugh, finally, the zombies are gone. Well for now. Back to hating Novtumber.
- Вт, 16:02: RT @pennydrake4real: Sittin' in the Wendy's Drive Thru line at 230am. And couldn't be happier. Halloween is finally over! #nomorehallowe ...
- Вт, 16:16: An interesting species, these Gorajo. The creation of new creatures to slay seems cruel, but I welcome the new talent into the family. #FUN!
- Пт, 21:50: There is still some clean up to do regarding the zombies. Stay tuned to fc's #UndeadTracks #UndeadWatch #UndeadSights
- Сб, 15:36: Well, that was a poor decision on the part of the zombies.
- Вт, 14:11: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I don't have to give out all these slayer points! #EverythingWentBetterThanExpected @RuneScape
- Ср, 01:09: AWWWW! Oh well, at least some people died. I was hoping that the world really ended that time. A promise was made though, hope you enjoy XP.
- Ср, 01:51: People expect me not to be stingy with the slayer XP... You survivors are such disappointments. Nukeday, Nukeday Gotta get down on Nukeday!
- Сб, 18:56: In regards to the coming mass maiming and mercy, I mean #BringBackDangerousRandoms @RuneScape. Don't leave them standing. #KillThemAll
- Вс, 04:14: Oh great, first zombies, now zogres are in the mix. They are trying to find the doomsday device, I know it! #UndeadTracks #undeadWatch
- Fri, 19:42: Doomsday device:COMPLETE! Those of you who survive and indeed participate in the slaughter will get triple slayer points. #DecimateRunescape
- Sat, 07:35: There is a real possibility that when the doomsday device is turned on, people will be maimed instead of killed. Have mercy. #randomviolence