My tweets

• Wed, 01:10: A burning chicken fell out of the sky. Ahhhh! The days of experimentation on chickens are back again. Perhaps Evil Chicken will find a mate.
• Wed, 01:15: Oh! It works! I modified a slayer gem to communicate with this website. I found commorbs are just dressed up slayer gems + spyware. #lawsuit
• Wed, 01:15: RT @pennydrake4real: Those feathers in your hair...girl, you're just walking around w/ a cat toy as a hair accessory.