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Aug. 1st, 2011
bartending shift
Aug. 1st, 2011 11:02 pmAre you near the backdoor? Maybe you heard the screaming of a woman falling from some great height and then a
Half a moment later, the redhead who has been introducing herself as Sarah walks in through the back door, hair a bit mussed up and reading a note. "The Abyssal Services Department is sorry for any inconvenience we may have caused. Please accept these complim..." The note gets crumpled and shoved into a pocket.
When she walks up to Bar, a meal pops up for her. It looks like a greenish octopus thing and a mug of... 'rum'? "Is this Karambwan?" she asks Bar. "It looks a a bit undercooked..."
Thus spoke the napkin: The Abyssal Services Department is sorry for any inconvenience we may have caused. Please accept this complimentary meal.
"I knew it! You are in league with them! They've been sending me here to keep me distracted!"
No, dear. It's your turn to tend the bar, goodnight!
P.S. Try the rum! I have more of it in stock. The pirates from your world must be braindead to sell it so cheaply.
"Wait... you ... Arg!" She chugs the mug and begrudgingly moves behind the counter. As she starts flipping through the big book of drinks, she momentarily feels dizzy.
Dizzy... her, dizzy... off cheap 'rum'
After franticly hunting though Bar's inventory, she puts an odd selection of drinks on the specials board.
THUD!
Half a moment later, the redhead who has been introducing herself as Sarah walks in through the back door, hair a bit mussed up and reading a note. "The Abyssal Services Department is sorry for any inconvenience we may have caused. Please accept these complim..." The note gets crumpled and shoved into a pocket.
When she walks up to Bar, a meal pops up for her. It looks like a greenish octopus thing and a mug of... 'rum'? "Is this Karambwan?" she asks Bar. "It looks a a bit undercooked..."
Thus spoke the napkin: The Abyssal Services Department is sorry for any inconvenience we may have caused. Please accept this complimentary meal.
"I knew it! You are in league with them! They've been sending me here to keep me distracted!"
No, dear. It's your turn to tend the bar, goodnight!
P.S. Try the rum! I have more of it in stock. The pirates from your world must be braindead to sell it so cheaply.
"Wait... you ... Arg!" She chugs the mug and begrudgingly moves behind the counter. As she starts flipping through the big book of drinks, she momentarily feels dizzy.
Dizzy... her, dizzy... off cheap 'rum'
After franticly hunting though Bar's inventory, she puts an odd selection of drinks on the specials board.
| Today's drink specials |
|---|
| ½ off |
| Slayer's Respite (Excellent vintage) |
| Murder in the Forest |
| Fire Ant Torture |
| Sex in the Desert |
| ¾ off |
| Fiery Balls of Death |
| Braindeath 'Rum' |
| ½ off meal deals |
| Karambwan |
| Shark & Tomato 'Chum' Soup |